A COLLECTION OF REALLY COOL VHS COVERS

Some films I purvey here are of such an eclectic variety (a euphemism for bad and forgotten) that it can be difficult sometimes to find a decent poster to represent the film here on the Uranium Café. For example though I tried as hard I could never find a decent poster for The Creeping Terror and for that I am sorry.  Also I often  like to place a foreign poster next the American covers because sometimes the art can be more striking or even outlandish. I have taken to watching more foreign films than I had previously in my movie watching career and while searching for a reasonable poster for Mexican horror film Night of the Bloody Apes I came across a VHS cover for the film that was just simply perfect. And it struck me suddenly how different VHS covers were from DVD covers. I am not here to do a comparison post, that one is better or worse than the other, but they are certainly different in the style and effect they have on the person doing the browsing. In my early video renting days in San Antonio I usually hit the local ma and pa video stores back in the time when the Ron Jeremy style porno was often publicly displayed along side Burt Reynolds movies. The glory days of video before the chain stores like Blockbuster set the mundane standards. Not to say I did not rent some fine features from Blockbuster. But usually the ma and pa store let you take the cover home with the tape, while at Blockbuster you had that drab generic plastic box.

The VHS covers were often explicit and unedited in both the sex and violence departments. They were raw and cheesy and did not try to fluff up the material they were promoting. In particular the horror movie boxes always looked so wicked and cheap at the same time. You absolutely knew what you were renting when you picked up something by Lucio Fulci or Jess Franco. Scenes of Bigfoot or dead cheerleaders never looked better than they did on a big thick VHS cover. So I suddenly have developed an interest in VHS covers and plan on doing a history of them in a few posts. I had a pretty good collection of VHS tapes at one time and the prize being an autographed copy of Jack Hill’s Spider Baby, which I left in the hands of my fellow B-movie enthusiast Matt Gehringer back in Seattle. I have a random selection of covers here that I found at Cover Browser, a cool site with thousands of scans for your erudition. I also have millions of VHS covers from a BT file I recently got in that I am trying to organize alphabetically into folders so I figure out what is what is what. So you can expect more of these in the future.

7 Responses to “A COLLECTION OF REALLY COOL VHS COVERS”

  1. scary film reviewer Says:

    this is hilarious, great stuff.

  2. gilligan Says:

    I just wrote an overlong comment that gave me an error message when I submitted it! :mad:

    I’ll just say that these old vid covers are a helluva lot more interesting to look at than most of these photoshopped DVD covers. Although, I used to get a bit embarrassed checking out some of these titles at the local video store – the clerk would always look at me like I was a mass murderer or something.

    I recently did a homage to these covers at retrospace
    http://my-retrospace.blogspot.com/2009/02/homage-to-bad-vhs-tapes.html

  3. Bill G Says:

    I’m with you on the VHS covers. I would add that it seems like the people who design DVD covers try their hardest to make them worse. You don’t even need to look too far from the mainstream to see that… compare the old posters for the Elm St and Jason films, and the new DVD covers. New DVD designs are total crap. Hmm, I believe I have some Paragon and Camp Video VHSs somewhere around…

  4. Uranium Willy Says:

    Gil

    I recall that post and I could have sworn I left a comment on it as the picture reminded me so much of the old ma and pa video stores I slithered around in after I got my first Radio Shack brand VCR. I recalled it as I was doing this post. Maybe I meant to but didn’t or I was having connection problems. I have had that problem with comments vanishing and if they get too long I copy them now. It happens more than I care to think about in Blogger. Expect a little more on this subject here.

    Bill G.

    Yea those were great covers. Low brow and campy. Over the top often. The only way to promote films like Slumber Party Massacre in my opinion. Thanks :mrgreen:

    Bill

  5. Uranium Willy Says:

    Scary Film Guy

    Thanks for the high praise. Just dropped by your site at http://scaryfilm.blogspot.com/ and it looks pretty damned good. Liked the Puppet Master comic.

    Bill :twisted:

  6. Keith Says:

    Hey Bill. Wow! These are awesome. I love ‘em. When we went to the video store, many times we picked up a movie because of the cover. Whatever was on the cover would entice us to check out the movie. I saw so many cool movies that way. The cover art on DVDs today many times just isn’t as awesome as that on these video covers.

    Oh yeah. I just did a post about when I plan to return to blogging. I hope you’ll check it out. Thanks.

  7. Uranium Willy Says:

    Good to hear from you. I will head over to your site now and check out your post on your blogging issues.

    Bill

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